More anseriform foolishness than is absolutely necessary.

…or I get to keep more of my money due to my newfound heterosexuality.
…or I can be lesbian, feed my family, but not both.

It finally came this week. My family and I had just returned from a free (unless you count the jewelry we pawned for gas money) weekend vacation with queer family. Waiting in the mailbox, was a sweet taste of heterosexual privilege, in check form, no less. It was a lovely, and totally expected gesture.

Me and my newly hetero lover debated how to spend the money. Vibrators? Glitter? As subversive (although I understand the my straight, er, fellow straight friends also use such things) and fun as those ideas are, we decided to use the money to deal with the latest disconnect notice from the utility company. Indeed, our inability to pay our bills and provide for our daughter was the impetus. We simply couldn’t afford to be lesbians anymore.

At this point, I probably should explain things. My family has health insurance through my employer. In addition to my daughter and me, my family includes my partner, who is, er, was, a lesbian. While the State of New York extends health insurance benefits to the domestic partners of its employees, federal regulations make the accounting a bit bizarre.

Health insurance is really important and essential (although not essential enough that everyone automatically gets it), that employees’ contributions to health insurance premiums are tax-free. Usually. If you’re the domestic partner of an employee, your sweetie pays for your health insurance premiums after income tax is taken out of hir check. Also, any employer contribution to your health insurance premiums counts as income, because your health insurance is a bonus. This whole set up is to protect the children. Or something.

If you turn your domestic partnership into a federally approved (heterosexual) marriage, a few things happen. You pay fewer taxes to the federal government (due to differences in withholding, it’s not yet clear to me what this means in my case, but my bi-weekly take home pay appears to have risen by a three digit amount). You get to file taxes jointly, which has its benefits. If you’ve already overpaid the taxes on your new spouse’s insurance benefits, your employer might end up sending you a check in the mail, like mine did:

There are all kinds of benefits to marriage, which plenty of other folks have cataloged. These include deeply personal rights, like hospital visitation, as well as any variety of financial benefits (including the costs of not having to pay a lawyer to secure some of the benefits that go along with marriage).

One assumes that straight couples regularly turn their domestic partnerships into marriage. In our case, I happen to be transsexual, which by the very bizarre logic of the federal government makes my lesbian relationship hetero (more on this later). Of course, the big point is that most gay and lesbian couples can’t just choose to receive these benefits for their relationship. That, and I got a check in the mail for not being a homo.

One of the many reasons I don’t like talking about the fact that my sweetie and I are married is that I’ve seen random people use transsexual people’s relationships as punching bags far too often (regularly, even). I don’t want to have to defend my lesbianism, nor my partner’s, to accusations based on what other people thought about me at my birth. We don’t identify as a married heterosexual couple—we never have, for that matter. Read more…


Look, most of us have issues with Governor Paterson, but until you set up a front organization downstate, don’t tell the dozen or so guys from the boroughs how to run the Democratic Party in New York State. Some of us would like to choose the elected officials who will take our money and ignore us for the sake of our their own careers.
Also, how long have you lived here? A year-and-a-half less than me? Several years less than Hillary Clinton? I’m not saying I’m going to support Paterson, but have you seen the other options? It doesn’t take long in these parts to see that the local Democratic party has even worse problems than the DNC– they certainly are much deeper than the Gov. Please, leave us to pick our own poison. K thx by.

Originally posted at Duck, Duck, Gay Duck the First

[Trigger Warning: Violence]


But thanks for playing.
On second thought, get bent, CBS.
Earlier this morning, the CBS morning show-Saturday edition aired an interview (link forthcoming) with a former colleague of Yale lab tech Raymond Clark III. New Haven police recently arrested Clark, who they’ve charged with murdering Le. But enough about her, what about Clark? What possible injustice could have driven Clark to the brink?
Did I mention that Clark was a lab tech?
So, this is pretty much where my head explodes. The interview covers some really important ground. Working in a lab is stressful. Given the very real threat of vandalism and violence from animal rights protesters, there are security concerns to be mindful of. In part as a result of society’s concern for animals’ welfare, there are strict protocols to follow. Also, there’s science afoot, so it’s important to be very precise, lest you mess up the one experiment that was finally going to cure all that cancer.
But wait, there’s more! There’s a nasty power hierarchy in science and the academy. Presumably there’s a rich, good-looking professor at the top, who drives a brand new Beemer to the office in order to decide what top-flight journal to publish in, and maybe answer the occasional inquiry from the Nobel committee. Punk 20-something grad students and post-docs with college degrees, who may come from money, who may or may-not have social skills do most of the sciency-bits. And of course, they’re the ones supervising the techs– who may not have a college degree, are probably fairly likely to come from working class backgrounds, and may well be older than the grad students who are totally on their way to becoming big shots in their own rights. Yet the lab techs are doing a lot of the work. They’re making $8.50 an hour. And people refer to them as janitors, despite the vital role of lab techs in making bio-medical research possible.
These are all very real, very important points. We should totally have a discussion about them in the near future. Perhaps we can air it on CBS. But fortheloveofgod, not in the context of explaining why some poor guy needed to kill a graduate student.
As for Clark’s potential motivations, let’s review the circumstances:
“Went off” doesn’t quite cover the nature of the relationship. As the NY Post puts it, Yale Lab Tech “Forced” Ex into Sex. (which is rape, but as always, I thank the Post for the quotation marks and paraphrasing).
Ms. Le was murdered on her wedding day.
And this one’s important: working as a lab technician is not a justification for violence.
As has been the case with lots and lots of recent horrible acts of violence, this case shines a light on a culture that at times gives a wink-and-a-nod to violence against women. And while I haven’t seen a lot of folks waving pom-poms for sexual violence, by trying to make Le’s murder an understandable act caused by a nice guy’s(TM) misfortune, CBS certainly isn’t helping the next victim.

Originally posted at Duck, Duck, Gay Duck the First.