More anseriform foolishness than is absolutely necessary.

I am wearing dress clothes and ten-year-old red Chuck Taylors.

Why?

A) I’m making a statement about global capitalism.
B) I’m saying something about my queer identity.
C) Science professors are funky.
D) WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BROWN WEDGES?!?

2 COMMENTS
RachelB
April 18, 2011
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Oooh, oooh– can I pick (E), all of the above? Or (F), I don’t know, but I would totally wear that outfit, too?

StartledOctopus
April 27, 2011
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E) You love the 10th Doctor?

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