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		<title>Squirrel Feeding Time!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2012 19:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got twelve (literally!) writing projects on my to do list (ladies?), so obviously the first thing I&#8217;m going to post are pictures of squirrels. My sister got us a squirrel feeder for our daughter&#8217;s birthday. Here&#8217;s the aftermath: The next morning:]]></description>
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		<title>Highway News</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 14:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was out, Illinois apparently named the former Northwest Tollway after Jane Addams. Little known fact, the original Hull House motto was &#8220;Pay your own way, moochers!&#8221; One of Chicagoland&#8217;s other major highways is named after Dan Ryan Jr., the famously pock-marked county commissioner who was known for working no more than two or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing Project Ambrosia Salad</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a handful of things that I really enjoy. Cooking is one of them. I adore cumin, so it&#8217;s not surprising that I love Indian, Mexican, and Tex-Mex cuisine. On any given Sunday morning, you can find me curled up on the couch with Cheryl and Bill Jamison&#8217;s Texas Home Cooking, the eighth most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Parenting Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me: Anna, where we&#8217;re moving, there&#8217;ll be hot dog cars! Daughter (age 4): Yeah, and pecker cars! Me: Huh?!? Other Mom: Wha?!? I took me at least a minute to figure out that &#8220;pecker&#8221; was kid slang for &#8220;woodpecker.&#8221; Why my daughter expects there to be woodpecker cars in Madison is beyond me.]]></description>
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		<title>Et tu Bing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a Kinect. This is awesome, because I can yell at my Xbox, and it does things. Voice commands for technology make everything wittier. Microsoft updated Xbox Live. Now I can say &#8220;Xbox, Bing whatever&#8221; and the Xbox will search for content on Netflix, Zune, and whatnot. Remembering recent events, I asked the Kinect [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monsters of Fusion 1. South Indian McRib</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 03:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love food. I&#8217;m also a screw-up. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m a good cook. I&#8217;m just not afraid of trying counter-intuitive (horrifying) combinations of ingredients. When I was 14, I knew that spicy and sweet went great together, which is why I made the mistake of putting salsa, whipped cream, and cinnamon on a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Sincere Condolences</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Ronan Bennett, whose novel Zugzwang I found uber-remaindered down at the Dollar Tree.]]></description>
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		<title>Destroying Your Mythology With Q-Tips</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I was buying Q-tips (technically, store brand cotton-tipped mini batons), and I had a Lee Greenwood moment. As it turns out, a package of 500 Q-tips was cheaper than a package of 375. It&#8217;s not merely a matter of &#8220;saving money&#8221; by buying in bulk. It&#8217;s more like somebody at Target was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Minus a Million Points</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I needed to call a colleague in Buffalo. My first thought was &#8220;Is Buffalo on Central time?&#8221; This is after living &#8220;out East&#8221; for just over three years, and not even on the coast. Fail.]]></description>
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		<title>I Had a Dream</title>
		<link>http://www.kateforbes.net/gayduck/2011/09/13/i-had-a-dream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 02:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I tend to have terrifying or otherwise stressful dreams. When I remember a dream that doesn&#8217;t fit that mold, it tends to stand out. There&#8217;s last night&#8217;s dream. Apparently there was a Chicago Women&#8217;s Writing Festival. Obviously this was on TV, and obviously everyone involved was fabulous, because duh, Midwesterners. Anyhow, the Chicago Women&#8217;s Writing [...]]]></description>
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